howdoiputthisgently:

This is how I broke my right arm in 2nd grade. I kid you not.

You can tell I have actual homework (for the first time in months) because I’m on tumblr (for the first time in months) and now I’m laughing and crying and I can’t stop…

nerdyknitter:

Knitting is red.

Knitting is blue.

Knitting is sweet.

And so is knitting.

(via lifewithyarn)

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.

J. R. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring (via whenyoumetsally)

(Source: land-of-the-ice-and-snow, via frannbrown)

I loved love this movie SO much.

(Source: -labyrinth, via iwasoncetoastfan)

(via frannbrown)

emergencyrobins:

mcgoats:

i would like everyone i know to know this please

I think more people know this than perhaps you think. It’s a way for people to give the appearance of an apology without actually giving one - but it sounds enough like a real apology that there’s a reasonable doubt that the apologizer didn’t know the difference.

  • attractive boy:

    hi i'm famous

  • attractive boy:

    hi i'm gay

  • attractive boy:

    hi i'm a douchebag

  • attractive boy:

    hi i'm twice your age

  • attractive boy:

    hi i have a girlfriend

  • attractive boy:

    hi i'm fictional